{"id":2850,"date":"2020-06-27T07:33:24","date_gmt":"2020-06-27T07:33:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foodfoodeateat.co.uk\/?p=2850"},"modified":"2020-06-27T07:33:24","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T07:33:24","slug":"untitled-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foodfoodeateat.co.uk\/?p=2850","title":{"rendered":"Cornershop noodles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/ghost\/#\/posts\/\">Posts<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Honestly these are just terrible. \u00a0Poor instructions, too many ingredients that take far more than 10 minutes to prepare, with flavours that clash and compete for supremacy. \u00a0Good Chinese food can be wonderfully quick and simple to make, and tastes staggeringly good compared to this nonsense. \u00a0I&#8217;m frankly irritated that I even let this travesty play out in my wok. \u00a0Part way through I realised the folly that was being, played out, but followed the recipe to the letter regardless, fool that I am. \u00a0Sometimes you have to trust your gut, or else it will be the one suffering the consequences.<\/p>\n<p>From <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/food\/2020\/may\/14\/its-about-time-10-meals-that-take-10-minutes-and-10-that-take-10-hours\">https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/food\/2020\/may\/14\/its-about-time-10-meals-that-take-10-minutes-and-10-that-take-10-hours<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Posts Honestly these are just terrible. \u00a0Poor instructions, too many ingredients that take far more than 10 minutes to prepare, with flavours that clash and compete for supremacy. \u00a0Good Chinese food can be wonderfully quick and simple to make, and tastes staggeringly good compared to this nonsense. \u00a0I&#8217;m frankly irritated that I even let this&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2840,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[205],"class_list":["post-2850","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog","tag-noodles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foodfoodeateat.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2850","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foodfoodeateat.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foodfoodeateat.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foodfoodeateat.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foodfoodeateat.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2850"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foodfoodeateat.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2850\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foodfoodeateat.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2840"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foodfoodeateat.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foodfoodeateat.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foodfoodeateat.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}